However, Cappy says that they are exactly the same thing. When Mario visits the Mushroom Kingdom, he is able to find Power Stars instead of Power Moons. This is perhaps the least disturbing question that I’ll be asking today. Maybe then we can sleep at night after the horrors we have seen. So before you go hand-waving away all the crazy theories about Mario’s strangely controversial nipples, maybe you can answer these pressing questions. Now you have me questioning what death or sentience even means in Mario’s world! Maybe you don’t even realize what a screwed up universe you have created. No, I’m going to put on even more tin-foil! I’m going to make a tin-foil suit of armor and plaster it to my body with cling wrap just to be sure, because while you may have clearly pointed out that Mario is a human, not a hat, you forgot that Super Mario Odyssey brings up so many other questions about the Mario universe. But I’m not ready to take off this tin-foil hat just yet. Fine Nintendo! You win! Mario isn’t his own hat.
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